1. 8 year olds smell bad.
2. 8 year olds are loud.
3. 8 year olds say things that make me cringe.
4. 3 year olds throw temper tantrums all day.
5. 3 year olds are picky eaters.
6. 3 year olds don't know how to share their toys.
7. 1 year olds have mini temper tantrums.
8. 1 year olds get into everything they shouldn't.
9. 1 year olds throw their food on the floor.
10. 30 year olds do all of the above.